You did it! Your first Brew U milestone. They say the first year of school is the hardest, but the great thing about our school is we just drink beer, which isn’t hard at all. You have nowhere to go but up from here. 

You’re getting the hang of this. Congrats on 25 unique beers. We’re sure your parents are proud of your hard work. Have a beer to celebrate.

You’ve made it to Junior year! That Bachelor’s degree is getting closer and closer and you don’t want your GPA to start slipping now. Settle into your major (we suggest “Beer Consumption”), put your head down, and get serious.

Ah, Senior year. You’ve put in some hard work these last few levels and it’s no time to let up now. Finish it out strong and get that Bachelor’s to make sure it all pays off.

You’re officially a degree holding beer drinker! You now not only have some serious bragging rights at the bar, but the chance to earn extra rewards dollars on 20oz pours. Woohoo! We’re firm believers in continuing education around here, so don’t stop now. There’s even more great rewards ahead.

You’ve got a nice academic career going on! Your Master’s degree puts you among the elites. But, there’s still plenty more to learn. Don’t stop now, you intrepid drinker.

Being a Master of beer just wasn’t enough for you, huh? Well, hello Doctor! You might not be able to perform surgery, but you sure can drink beer. Disclaimer: if you’re on a plane and there’s an urgent need for a doctor, please stay in your seat.

Time to get some tweed blazers and maybe take up smoking a pipe because you’re a Professor! You’ve learned a lot and now it’s time to give some of that knowledge back. Maybe give some tips to the next Freshman you meet at the bar. You were there once, too.

Just like James and Mr. Martin, you’re a Dean! The people respect you, the bartenders love you, and the undergrads want to be you. Bask in all the fame and adoration. 

You’ve hit a lot of milestones already, but this one is BIG. You got a comma! 4 figure beer drinking, baby. Chancellors are held in high regard around here. Not only do you get the title, but you’ll now gain extra rewards dollars on your account when you order 23oz pours! All this hard (ha) work is really paying off.

Once wasn’t enough so gosh dang it you did it again. You’ve drank your way into the 21st century and that’s to be celebrated. If only there was a beverage you could pour with your friends, clink glasses, and commemorate this moment 🤔

You’re on a real roll, pal. 3000 unique beers. That’s a different beer every day for 8.2 years. How long did it take you? Whether it was a year or a decade, we’re proud of you.

Much like a barrel-aged barleywine, you’re getting better with age. Welcome to Diamond status. It’s like hitting a prestigious milestone in a frequent flyer program, except instead of flying you drank a lot of beer and stayed on the ground (most of the time).

You’ve done it. You moved from a mere student, to teacher, to deity. We bow in the presence of greatness.

Apparently god status isn’t enough and you just won’t quit. We love it. We’d say pace yourself, but who are we kidding? There’s still too many beers left to slow down.

You’re doing great. How’s everything? Staying hydrated between beers? Don’t forget to start a good hot wing base before you get too many beers in. We wouldn’t want you to lose stamina.

Good gracious. 8000 beers. That’s a different beer every day for over 21 years, which makes your Brewniversity account of legal drinking age. Or something like that. We dunno it’s just a whole heck of a lot of beer.

Welcome to the illustrious five figure club. 10,000 BEERS. That’s insane. You’ve had it all from domestic watery cheap stuff to 14% stout bombs and everything in between. Is there anything left? Can you even add more? 

Well, you did it. Drink some water and take a break. Then you can open a new account and start all over again. Cheers to you!